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      03-19-2020, 03:52 PM   #89
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8th grade. You know that.

A and P...anatomy and physiology. Biology.
Wait...your school had a class on that? We had to take it as an independent study, under the bleachers at the football field and in the band practice rooms. No fair!
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Wait...your school had a class on that? We had to take it as an independent study, under the bleachers at the football field and in the band practice rooms. No fair!
Ah...you're thinking of the advanced class. This was the basic class. All books.
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Ah...you're thinking of the advanced class. This was the basic class. All books.
Yeah, ours was hands-on.
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Yeah, ours was hands-on.
That made me laugh. Thank you.
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That made me laugh. Thank you.
And we didn't wash 'em afterwards either, though my sense of decorum and gentlemanly upbringing prevent me from elaborating further on that topic.
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Ah...you're thinking of the advanced class. This was the basic class. All books.
Thank you for teeing that up so nicely for me.
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Thank you for teeing that up so nicely for me.
Following the long comedic history of the straight man.
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Following the long comedic history of the straight man.
Which only a cultured and refined gentleman such as yourself would appreciate. I doff my hat to you, good sir.
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Which only a cultured and refined gentleman such as yourself would appreciate. I doff my hat to you, good sir.
You picked up what I laid down...a sign of sophistication and intelligent wit yourself, good sir. Thank you!
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Thank you for teeing that up so nicely for me.
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Following the long comedic history of the straight man.
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Which only a cultured and refined gentleman such as yourself would appreciate. I doff my hat to you, good sir.
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You picked up what I laid down...a sign of sophistication and intelligent wit yourself, good sir. Thank you!
I learned something today from you both. Apparently a circle jerk can be completed with just two individuals participating. Well done.
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Haaa. My third one. This one is truly all good.

I knew Mary who was a Majorette in out HS band for 3 years. I always thought she was the hottest girl in my class. She was the girl who was voted "Most Friendly". Not sure I even said "HI" to her. Guys like me were not in her "class". Although who knows. In my next life I'll ask the hottest girls for a date..what's to lose..lol

Fast forward to 2013. I was on the 50 th year HS reunion committee. Each of us needed to call a set number of students. I called Mary. I felt she needed to be on the reunion committee.

I walked out to meet her at our first meeting. Not really attractive anymore (nice legs though..lol)

We just hit it off. W e are now basically "brother/sister" She had no brothers I had no brothers or sisters. Over the summer since my wife had just had a hip operation we went to the country fair in the area where we grew up. She innocently put her hand on my arm. Talk about nostalgia!!! We are set up for the fair again. Wife has no problem with it (as she shouldn't).

Did she get away? Who knows. But really its a probably "NO"
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I learned something today from you both. Apparently a circle jerk can be completed with just two individuals participating. Well done.
I'm just surprised you're capable of learning. I really am. Great job little doodle!!
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I'm just surprised you're capable of learning. I really am. Great job little doodle!!
Well even a blind squirrel finds a nut from time to time.
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Well even a blind squirrel finds a nut from time to time.
True...
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So does anyone know how to get in an old Myspace account when you can't recall the PW & don't have access to said email (Probably deleted by Yahoo years ago anyway) account, but remember the email address? LOL!

That's where I met her so maybe some shit is still in there. I'm reaching!
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So does anyone know how to get in an old Myspace account when you can't recall the PW & don't have access to said email (Probably deleted by Yahoo years ago anyway) account, but remember the email address? LOL!

That's where I met her so maybe some shit is still in there. I'm reaching!
You're gonna need one of these.
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You're gonna need one of these.
Will my Hot Wheels ID 1:64 version of it work?
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Will my Hot Wheels ID 1:64 version of it work?
As long as you're ok getting one of these back...
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As long as you're ok getting one of these back...
Real life version that I can just bang & not deal with the drama? Ok
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Real life version that I can just bang & not deal with the drama? Ok
No...that size. 1/64th. You called it!
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This being the "let's get MK6er laid" thread, let's have an actual update along with the banter, huh?
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9 on a bad day...10 every other day. 5'-7" or 8" about 115 when I last saw her, never gained any weight. Raven hair to the middle of her black. Face of an angel. She is very liberal, huge Bernie Sanders socialist type, but since Bernie is done for she will for sure vote for Biden.

I have a type.
Sounds like the two of you would be a great couple.
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