LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

Salty Dog · 12-12-2019, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

And then buy your wife a dishwasher for Christmas. That should end well.

You know why the bride wears white at a wedding.....so the dishwasher will match the rest of the appliances.

vreihen16 · 12-12-2019, 06:42 PM

^^^ ...and then the fight broke out! ^^^

cmyx6go · 12-12-2019, 06:54 PM

I’m assuming you guys know the back story on this where @joekerr asked if a dishwasher was a good Idea for a Christmas present.

DETRoadster · 12-12-2019, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I’m assuming you guys know the back story on this where @joekerr asked if a dishwasher was a good Idea for a Christmas present.

I assume you said "no, what are you nuts? A dishwasher? Your wife will kill you. Get her a vacuum cleaner!"

1MOREMOD · 12-12-2019, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Salty Dog

You know why the bride wears white at a wedding.....so the dishwasher will match the rest of the appliances.

You know why womens feet are smaller, so they can stand closer to the stove. Its science bro.

Joekerr · 12-12-2019, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

I assume you said "no, what are you nuts? A dishwasher? Your wife will kill you. Get her a vacuum cleaner!"

Oh, so something that sucks? No double meaning there, no? Pfft, I'm onto you, you are just like MKSixer - you just want my stuff and are looking for ways to expedite my shuffling off this mortal coil.

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'm seeing 3 to 4 potential deaths of BP-OT members either on or just after Christmas day.

Greedy ba'tard!! You just want more stuff!

vreihen16 · 12-12-2019, 07:41 PM

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MKSixer · 12-12-2019, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Salty Dog

You know why the bride wears white at a wedding.....so the dishwasher will match the rest of the appliances.

Add one more to the death list. That is all.

MKSixer · 12-12-2019, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

I assume you said "no, what are you nuts? A dishwasher? Your wife will kill you. Get her a vacuum cleaner!"

+2

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You know why womens feet are smaller, so the can stand closer to the stove. Its science bro.

+3

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Oh, so something that sucks? No double meaning there, no? Pfft, I'm onto you, you are just like MKSixer - you just want my stuff and are looking for ways to expedite my shuffling off this mortal coil.

Greedy ba'tard!! You just want more stuff!

I haven't gotten any stuff in a while. shoei Which one of our BP brethren will get murdered on Christmas day from their wife committing appliancide?

shoei · 12-12-2019, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

I assume you said "no, what are you nuts? A dishwasher? Your wife will kill you. Get her a vacuum cleaner!"

+2

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You know why womens feet are smaller, so the can stand closer to the stove. Its science bro.

+3

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Oh, so something that sucks? No double meaning there, no? Pfft, I'm onto you, you are just like MKSixer - you just want my stuff and are looking for ways to expedite my shuffling off this mortal coil.

Greedy ba'tard!! You just want more stuff!

I haven't gotten any stuff in a while. shoei Which one of our BP brethren will get murdered on Christmas day from their wife committing appliancide?

Depends... Have you paid attention to your wife this year? And will you be purchasing her a dishwasher or a vacuum? Lol

MKSixer · 12-12-2019, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Depends... Have you paid attention to your wife this year? And will you be purchasing her a dishwasher or a vacuum? Lol

I'm divorced. I'm relatively safe!!

shoei · 12-12-2019, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by shoei

Depends... Have you paid attention to your wife this year? And will you be purchasing her a dishwasher or a vacuum? Lol

I'm divorced. I'm relatively safe!!

How much did she get?

MKSixer · 12-12-2019, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

How much did she get?

A bit more than half. Bargain of a lifetime!!

shoei · 12-12-2019, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by shoei

How much did she get?

A bit more than half. Bargain of a lifetime!!

So we should be talking to her cuz that's where the money is at... we've all been wasting our time with you !!!

MKSixer · 12-12-2019, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

So we should be talking to her cuz that's where the money is at... we've all been wasting our time with you !!!

The REAL money is with my daughter. Only child in the whole family!!

shoei · 12-12-2019, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by shoei

So we should be talking to her cuz that's where the money is at... we've all been wasting our time with you !!!

The REAL money is with my daughter. Only child in the whole family!!

She single?

Salty Dog · 12-12-2019, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

A bit more than half. Bargain of a lifetime!!

You know why divorce is so expensive don't you.........because it's worth it.

MKSixer · 12-12-2019, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

She single?

Dating a Naval Officer.

MKSixer · 12-12-2019, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Salty Dog

You know why divorce is so expensive don't you.........because it's worth it.

Deal of a lifetime! Lol!!

DETRoadster · 12-12-2019, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Deal of a lifetime! Lol!!

My divorce cost me $1500.

Nuckle · 12-12-2019, 11:26 PM

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Deal of a lifetime! Lol!!

My divorce cost me $1500.

Mine cost be $586,000 and was worth every single cent.

StripclubDJ · 12-13-2019, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BS_CS

This shit won this whole thread lmao

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