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      10-25-2018, 02:29 PM   #243
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If I didn't stop by to eat every now and then, or rather daily while doing this project, I would doubt no bar worker would serve a person as stylish as I. There are real perks in being a known style icon, one of them is that people give me alcohol when a certain threshold in appearance has been reached.
If that was true, I'd be drunk every day by 3:30pm........
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If I didn't stop by to eat every now and then, or rather daily while doing this project, I would doubt no bar worker would serve a person as stylish as I. There are real perks in being a known style icon, one of them is that people give me alcohol when a certain threshold in appearance has been reached.
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If I had good friends like you do, I'd be drunk every day by 3:30pm........
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That's all the beer you got? 2 little glasses? What are you , Canadian?
You did see the straw, right?

'nuff said, eh
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I'm trying to give you an accurate representation of a horror story that's my life and a straw was literally the last straw you guys could take.
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Drinking beer with a straw? Oof
Yeah, that's the real crime towards people with vision here.
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I saw the straw right off, but had to dig up that pic of me in Denmark, in McDonalds, with a Happy Meal, and a beer. Just to be sure it wasn't some strange Euro/frozen brain sort of natural response to beer.
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I saw the straw right off, but had to dig up that pic of me in Denmark, in McDonalds, with a Happy Meal, and a beer. Just to be sure it wasn't some strange Euro/frozen brain sort of natural response to beer.
Oh god no, no beer should be near plastic. No. No. Nono. I just had no shoulder muscles to lift with, and my arms were pretty much uncooked sausages tagging along that night.

I know, so hot I am indeed.
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I saw the straw right off, but had to dig up that pic of me in Denmark, in McDonalds, with a Happy Meal, and a beer. Just to be sure it wasn't some strange Euro/frozen brain sort of natural response to beer.
Oh god no, no beer should be near plastic. No. No. Nono. I just had no shoulder muscles to lift with, and my arms were pretty much uncooked sausages tagging along that night.

I know, so hot I am indeed.
I hope the beer was nice and cold
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I hope the beer was nice and cold
It was beer near me and I wasn't driving. Who the fuck gives a poop about the temperature! The straw was no extra cost.
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It was beer near me and I wasn't driving. Who the fuck gives a poop about the temperature! The straw was no extra cost.
There’s nothing wrong with room temperature beer..... or trunk temperature beer, unless it’s maybe August.
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"Room temperature" is very different in various parts of the world.
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"Room temperature" is very different in various parts of the world.
But it’s still good, right?
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But itís still good, right?
Pass (gas, lots of it, very soon after first sip).

I can drink my whisk(e)y room!
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But it’s still good, right?
Room temp holds alcohol still..That evaporates later.

Mrs Oinonen, fuck you and the horse you rode on to school..unlike you claimed, you did teach me something.
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Pass (gas, lots of it, very soon after first sip).

I can drink my whisk(e)y room!
Hmmm, never had that problem... are you sure it’s the beer?
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Pass (gas, lots of it, very soon after first sip).

I can drink my whisk(e)y room!
If only you didnt lean canadian, we'd be hair buddies for life.
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Hmmm, never had that problem... are you sure itís the beer?
Just like every time I take the dog to the Shell station, she has to go dump on the grass.
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If only you didnt lean canadian, we'd be hair buddies for life.
See, this is why I need to know left from right. Don't want to miss out on hair buddies with someone like pictured above.

But I REFUSE to wear Crocs
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This reminds me of the conversation I had with everyone in the room when I woke up after having my wisdom teeth cut out....
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See, this is why I need to know left from right. Don't want to miss out on hair buddies with someone like pictured above.

But I REFUSE to wear Crocs
I hear you brother, I refuse them too but now I need to strap my ankle tight just to walk, extra tight to lift and those are the only thing I can put on. I have 30 or so hours to come job with a kitchen and a working toilet. I need an ankle. I still think those sho3s are evil and I go without shoes always.
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This reminds me of the conversation I had with everyone in the room when I woke up after having my wisdom teeth cut out....
Good to know the thread is working!
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