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      11-14-2019, 01:03 PM   #45
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Point me in the direction of the hooker with four arms please.



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Love that movie! Wife never could understand why I always laughed so hard as she didn't see what was funny. I mean come-on...milk bar?!?!?
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Love that movie! Wife never could understand why I always laughed so hard as she didn't see what was funny. I mean come-on...milk bar?!?!?
That movie was so far beyond its time. To date, it's still so far beyond this time! One of my all-time favorites! I love introducing people to this movie, for no other reason than to see their reactions. If they are horrified, we can't be friends. If they laugh and enjoy it, we are now family.
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That movie was so far beyond its time. To date, it's still so far beyond this time! One of my all-time favorites! I love introducing people to this movie, for no other reason than to see their reactions. If they are horrified, we can't be friends. If they laugh and enjoy it, we are now family.
I'd like to petition for family membership. May I know the title I am searching on Netflix?
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I'd like to petition for family membership. May I know the title I am searching on Netflix?
A Clockwork Orange. Cult Classic film. I will warn you in advance....it's not for everyone. It severely offends a lot of people.
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A Clockwork Orange. Cult Classic film. I will warn you in advance....it's not for everyone. It severely offends a lot of people.
Yep....a film by Stanley Kubrick of "Eyes Wide Shut" fame.
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Yep....a film by Stanley Kubrick of "Eyes Wide Shut" fame.
That threesome scene at his moms house to the William Tell Overture always makes me laugh. The use of music in that film is just so spot on.
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Point me in the direction of the hooker with four arms please.
Total Recall. 4 arms & 3 tits
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Total Recall. 4 arms & 3 tits
If she's going to be successful putting in a contact lens whilst executing an old fashion, she's going to need those 4 arms......you know, one hand for the rub and tug two to hold my eyelids open and one for the contact.
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Total Recall. 4 arms & 3 tits
Did she have 4 arms? Seriously asking as I dont remember that at all. Though the image of 3 boobs is seared into my the 15 year old brain forever.
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Did she have 4 arms? Seriously asking as I dont remember that at all. Though the image of 3 boobs is seared into my the 15 year old brain forever.
Same! I just went with it.

Next question, state anything else that you remember from that frame in that movie other than the 3 boobs? Go on.....I'll wait.


Edit: Google confirms, she only had 2 arms. Both Total Recall movies. If she did, in fact have 4 arms, I was going to question the sexuality of our friend FuriouslyFast.
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Same! I just went with it.

Next question, state anything else that you remember from that frame in that movie other than the 3 boobs? Go on.....I'll wait.
Yep, pretty much just 3 boobs. I couldn't even tell you if she had a head.

Ah to be 15 again...
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Yep, pretty much just 3 boobs. I couldn't even tell you if she had a head.

Ah to be 15 again...
It could have been Gary Coleman and no one would have noticed.
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It could have been Gary Coleman and no one would have noticed.
The thought of Gary Coleman with 3 tits has me giggling hysterically in my office.
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The thought of Gary Coleman with 3 tits has me giggling hysterically in my office.
Does he have the "Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis" face?

You don't even have to answer that. I know he does.


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A Clockwork Orange. Cult Classic film. I will warn you in advance....it's not for everyone. It severely offends a lot of people.
I've never sat thru a whole movie yet, just enough to view significant scenes and put it on a list of things to do, that I never got around to. The wife is going to bingo tonight, so I wouldn't be interrupted . . . and no work tomorrow so I can assume some liquid accompaniment.

Now, what shall I have for dinner? I bet there will be some left-over tacos de papa, since I hid them in the outside fridge so well I forgot them for lunch today
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I've never sat thru a whole movie yet, just enough to view significant scenes and put it on a list of things to do, that I never got around to. The wife is going to bingo tonight, so I wouldn't be interrupted . . . and no work tomorrow so I can assume some liquid accompaniment.

Now, what shall I have for dinner? I bet there will be some left-over tacos de papa, since I hid them in the outside fridge so well I forgot them for lunch today
This one may make it tough for you to sit through. Some pretty graphic scenes in this film. Nudity, violence, rape, etc. Just a heads up, you have been warned. Not for the faint of heart. As much as I love this movie, it's definitely one that I have to be in the right mindset for.


.......and mmmmmmmm......tacos.....
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Edit: Google confirms, she only had 2 arms. Both Total Recall movies. If she did, in fact have 4 arms, I was going to question the sexuality of our friend FuriouslyFast.
Soooooo, not suggesting you or anyone do this but.....

While Google confirms the 2 arms, Yahoo Image Search for 'Total recall 3 boobs" with the "Safe Search" turned off confirms there's a whole Internet fetish genre out there of dudes who photoshop a 3rd boob onto a hardcore porn image. Like HUNDREDS of them. WTF?!

Go ahead, you know you're gunna look...
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We may actually be sharing a brain. It's kinda scary.
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