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shoei · 08-17-2016, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No I'm not jealous. That's just abuse of the system. Might as well sign up for welfare while your at it.

He's too pretentious for those food stampy things...

Mr.SugarSkulls · 08-17-2016, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No I'm not jealous. That's just abuse of the system. Might as well sign up for welfare while your at it.

So anxiety caused by a near death experience is abuse of the system?

K.

Guess those with PTSD are a bunch of abusers as well.

And nah, I prefer earning more than the average joe, work for it too- so ya know- I'm good.

smoosh · 08-17-2016, 10:06 PM

@Mr.SugarSkulls sugartittes bro your fucking dog pulls more women than you, spot the issue

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Banana Hammock · 08-17-2016, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

@Mr.SugarSkulls sugartittes bro you're fucking dog pulls more women than you, spot the issue

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I see one already.

smoosh · 08-17-2016, 10:08 PM

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@Mr.SugarSkulls sugartittes bro you're fucking dog pulls more women than you, spot the issue

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I see one already.

Fuck fail

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Mr.SugarSkulls · 08-17-2016, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

@Mr.SugarSkulls sugartittes bro you're fucking dog pulls more women than you, spot the issue

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I literally just said yesterday Bowser is a better wingman/pulls more than abs/wide shoulders/ and the i8.

All I have to do is maintain both and not fuck it up.

1MOREMOD · 08-17-2016, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

So anxiety caused by a near death experience is abuse of the system?

K.

Guess those with PTSD are a bunch of abusers as well.

And nah, I prefer earning more than the average joe, work for it too- so ya know- I'm good.

Yes it is. Don't you think everyone on the plane is scared if it's gonna crash? I have plane anxiety and need a blow job from a stewardess to calm me please Airline provide me one. Lame. Lots of things would make people feel better if their gonna die?

shoei · 08-17-2016, 10:10 PM

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I think I have cold feet. I did this with POP. I claim I want to be wifed up and when they become clingy I push away. Then I bitch that I'm not wifed up. Wtf

You're a real life girl version of Barney Stinson.

I wasn't sure if you meant Sugarskulls or Sara...

Stay the hell away from my dog.

That's the meanest thing you've ever said...

(Did you take him to the east coast btw?)

Yup, he's been to more countries than most of my friends. He's a certified ADA service dog after my near death flight incident so he flies with me every where I go with the exception of Australia because of their quarantine requirements entering/exiting the country.

But don't worry, we're ahead of schedule. We'll be back in SoCal mid sept it looks like

What inflight near death experience ?? Did they run out of Perrier?

Seriously though, what happened?

Otis that white bulldog was also a ADA dog... Was hilarious to see him in his little vest that he outgrew... Like s white marshmallow oozing out of it...

Hahahaahahhahaa fuck the French. That actually made me laugh.

I posted it on that "near death experience" thread. Was coming back from the UK- and I have no idea what the hell we hit, but the engine failed- and began to nose dive/free fall. All the power went out, oxygen masks dropped, everyone was literally screaming/praying- it was deafening yet a weird silence because I legit thought that was it. Phones weren't working (obviously) so on my right arm (no tattoos) I wrote down "I love you mom, grandma, brother, bowser" and my name incase they found my body and could relay the message.

Somehow- power came back up and were forced to make an emergency landing.

Bowsers always been well trained but I did have to have someone help me how to teach him not to "seek" attention by jumping. But he obeys all commands now- and as long as we aren't on a plane I don't mind people petting him. On the plane though, he's not allowed to be. Plus any form of turbulence and I freak out which he presses up against my leg/ licks my hand to calm me down. Just to settle the anxiety.

Damn... But that's a lot of names on your arm... Offended for Bowser that he was last on your list however...

MKSixer · 08-17-2016, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I literally just said yesterday Bowser is a better wingman/pulls more than abs/wide shoulders/ and the i8.

All I have to do is maintain both and not fuck it up.

Get is all out of your system, SON!
Law school awaits!!

smoosh · 08-17-2016, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

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@Mr.SugarSkulls sugartittes bro you're fucking dog pulls more women than you, spot the issue

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I literally just said yesterday Bowser is a better wingman/pulls more than abs/wide shoulders/ and the i8.

All I have to do is maintain both and not fuck it up.

Aight man you do you

Keep that pimp hand strong

Mr.SugarSkulls · 08-17-2016, 10:11 PM

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I literally just said yesterday Bowser is a better wingman/pulls more than abs/wide shoulders/ and the i8.

All I have to do is maintain both and not fuck it up.

Get is all out of your system, SON!
Law school awaits!!

What we got...2/3 years til law school?

Banana Hammock · 08-17-2016, 10:11 PM

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Fuck fail

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smoosh · 08-17-2016, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I literally just said yesterday Bowser is a better wingman/pulls more than abs/wide shoulders/ and the i8.

All I have to do is maintain both and not fuck it up.

Get is all out of your system, SON!
Law school awaits!!

Your daughter is going to GW Law? Did I read that right yesterday?

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M'lady

MKSixer · 08-17-2016, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

What we got...2/3 years til law school?

3. Have fun and save up!

shoei · 08-17-2016, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I literally just said yesterday Bowser is a better wingman/pulls more than abs/wide shoulders/ and the i8.

All I have to do is maintain both and not fuck it up.

Get is all out of your system, SON!
Law school awaits!!

Clearly, you need help as well if you are encouraging said union still...

Go wax those cars and keep them pristine for me please...

MKSixer · 08-17-2016, 10:14 PM

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Your daughter is going to GW Law? Did I read that right yesterday?

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M'lady

That's her goal and she's pretty relentless. Just like dear old dad...

smoosh · 08-17-2016, 10:15 PM

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Your daughter is going to GW Law? Did I read that right yesterday?

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M'lady

That's her goal and she's pretty relentless. Just like dear old dad...

Ahh. Well, good luck to her! I'm in the neighborhood.

GW is a great school, they get a ton of transfers from other schools...might be a good option if cash is a bit strapped

MKSixer · 08-17-2016, 10:15 PM

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Clearly, you need help as well if you are encouraging said union still...

Go wax those cars and keep them pristine for me please...

Appointment at the detailer tomorrow at 8:30 AM!

Mr.SugarSkulls · 08-17-2016, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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So anxiety caused by a near death experience is abuse of the system?

K.

Guess those with PTSD are a bunch of abusers as well.

And nah, I prefer earning more than the average joe, work for it too- so ya know- I'm good.

Yes it is. Don't you think everyone on the plane is scared if it's gonna crash? I have plane anxiety and need a blow job from a stewardess to calm me please Airline provide me one. Lame. Lots of things would make people feel better if their gonna die?

Well I actually took the time to train/certify my dog- like it or not, it's all legal, and while I went through the process of it- asked if it was even a legitimate reason- at which was given a yes.

Stop trying to act like you know the system when you really don't. By law- people can't ask me the condition but I have no problem answering it because there's people who get nervous, and there are people like me who pass out from panic attacks. Learn the difference.

MKSixer · 08-17-2016, 10:16 PM

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Ahh. Well, good luck to her! I'm in the neighborhood.

GW is a great school, they get a ton of transfers from other schools...might be a good option if cash is a bit strapped

Georgetown, not GW. Misread. Mr.SugarSkulls has some saving to do!!

Aatish · 08-17-2016, 10:18 PM

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I think Friday will be my last first person interaction for a while...

Giving up jerking it?

Too the mirror, yes.

smoosh · 08-17-2016, 10:18 PM

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Ahh. Well, good luck to her! I'm in the neighborhood.

GW is a great school, they get a ton of transfers from other schools...might be a good option if cash is a bit strapped

Georgetown, not GW. Misread. Mr.SugarSkulls has some saving to do!!

Ohh. Well that IS my school, not just in the neighborhood

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Great school. All schools in DC are respectable though...except Howard Law hahah

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