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      08-18-2016, 10:39 AM   #8053
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Not exactly... The girl is brushing her teeth in panties and the shortest t-shirt she owns... And then hears a weird noise in the house / outside the house but goes to investigate... Barefoot... And then some misogynist type (matching description of a few members on the forums actually, no names needed, you know who you are) commits murder death kill... Toothbrush falls to ground, covered in enamel decaying cheap fluoride of some sort...
Or when she hears a loud noise and goes towards it instead of away from it when she's clearly scared.

Are you TRYING to get yourself killed?!
You're one of those dudes who watch horror movies and becomes a little girl, aren't you? Like you legit talk to the people on the screen?

"No girl !!! Don't go out there !!! Don't do it !!! He's outside !!!!"

And then afterwards you sleep with the lights on, don't you??

*hands you a tampon
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      08-18-2016, 10:40 AM   #8054
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A part of me wants to believe that Sara is just trolling the dudes to show them how stupid they sound when posting up screenshots from tinder...

But I'm realistic...

I'm just confused because one minute it's - "Boston is great, I lurve him, just bored and passing time" to "effing Cassie I will kill her / paul fucked up he ain't getting none of this now..."

I feel we have just perpetuated the cycle... Come full circle... We're all witnesses !!!
I'm running behind on here because I'm just back home from work , but WTF is going on brother ?
I'm sure you can tell me more...
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      08-18-2016, 10:44 AM   #8055
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A part of me wants to believe that Sara is just trolling the dudes to show them how stupid they sound when posting up screenshots from tinder...

But I'm realistic...

I'm just confused because one minute it's - "Boston is great, I lurve him, just bored and passing time" to "effing Cassie I will kill her / paul fucked up he ain't getting none of this now..."

I feel we have just perpetuated the cycle... Come full circle... We're all witnesses !!!
I'm running behind on here because I'm just back home from work , but WTF is going on brother ?
I'm sure you can tell me more...
You and Anglo are supposed to have a Tranny Thursday fight to the death...

That's all I know... I'm sorry but I wish you luck... Represent Ambiorix proudly !!!
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      08-18-2016, 10:45 AM   #8056
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You're one of those dudes who watch horror movies and becomes a little girl, aren't you? Like you legit talk to the people on the screen?

"No girl !!! Don't go out there !!! Don't do it !!! He's outside !!!!"

And then afterwards you sleep with the lights on, don't you??

*hands you a tampon
I usually leave the theater with a red forehead from all the facepalming.
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      08-18-2016, 10:56 AM   #8057
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Good shit!
Hi Bhai ..How are you ?
Any updates about Sweetie ?
Namaskar Philippe Bhai!

I am tired as fuck, but overall well. Sweetie is happy. Probably will see for the last time this Friday, till maybe October.
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      08-18-2016, 11:00 AM   #8058
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She just walked in. Yall her story is crazy
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      08-18-2016, 11:01 AM   #8059
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What the FUCK is going on in here...
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      08-18-2016, 11:01 AM   #8060
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      08-18-2016, 11:02 AM   #8061
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She just walked in. Yall her story is crazy
They met, they fucked, he creampied, she's preggo and has STDs??
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      08-18-2016, 11:04 AM   #8062
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      08-18-2016, 11:07 AM   #8063
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She was catfished big time.. She gave him shit and called him out on using another dudes photos lol
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      08-18-2016, 11:07 AM   #8064
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Namaskar Philippe Bhai!

I am tired as fuck, but overall well. Sweetie is happy. Probably will see for the last time this Friday, till maybe October.
Namaskar too Aatish Bhai ..

Same thing here my friend I'm tired as fuck ! Just felt asleep in front of my laptop...It's really crazy at work ...started today at 4:30-AM and it was for 13 hours in full Japanese conditions ....

Till October for Sweetie..Wow that's 2 months my friend ?
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I'm calling him out
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      08-18-2016, 11:11 AM   #8066
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And I'm done. Unmatch.
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      08-18-2016, 11:13 AM   #8067
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women are the queen of catfishing dudes, I wouldn't be surprised if this 'guy' was actually a 'girl'
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women are the queen of catfishing dudes, I wouldn't be surprised if this 'guy' was actually a 'girl'
Just sucks because this was the very first guy she met off Tinder and this is how it turned out
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      08-18-2016, 11:16 AM   #8069
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women are the queen of catfishing dudes, I wouldn't be surprised if this 'guy' was actually a 'girl'
Just sucks because this was the very first guy she met off Tinder and this is how it turned out
She looked pretty happy in pics...
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You and Anglo are supposed to have a Tranny Thursday fight to the death...

That's all I know... I'm sorry but I wish you luck... Represent Ambiorix proudly !!!
With Anglo ?
The tranny game was previous with smoosh last month and Belgium won with 8-3 from the US

Of course I will represent my ancestor "Ambiorix" with proud against no matter who from the US .
But think it's better to start the game Saturday night because I'm tired as fuck from too much work , and full concentration is required to win the tranny shit .
Maybe you are volenteer for the game as well ?
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      08-18-2016, 11:18 AM   #8071
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She looked pretty happy in pics...
Alcohol does that
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      08-18-2016, 11:20 AM   #8072
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women are the queen of catfishing dudes, I wouldn't be surprised if this 'guy' was actually a 'girl'
Just sucks because this was the very first guy she met off Tinder and this is how it turned out
She looked pretty happy in pics...
Yeah - I thought they had met in person in that previous picture?

Edit: ah that's from the same incident, I see now.
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      08-18-2016, 11:21 AM   #8073
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Alcohol does that
So true.
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A part of me wants to believe that Sara is just trolling the dudes to show them how stupid they sound when posting up screenshots from tinder...

But I'm realistic...

I'm just confused because one minute it's - "Boston is great, I lurve him, just bored and passing time" to "effing Cassie I will kill her / paul fucked up he ain't getting none of this now..."

I feel we have just perpetuated the cycle... Come full circle... We're all witnesses !!!
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it...
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